That's Funny.

Hi, I'm Sam—you can guess if I'm a guy or a girl...I hope I can make you laugh! Don't try too hard though, or you'll ruin your eyes! ahahahahaha ;)

September 7, 2014 7:36 pm 7:33 pm

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

September 6, 2014 2:09 pm 2:06 pm
carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

2:04 pm 2:00 pm 1:59 pm
deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

(Source: itskylestyle, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

September 3, 2014 9:41 pm

walking by your French teacher wondering if you should say “hi” or “bonjour”…

August 27, 2014 3:32 am 3:20 am

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

3:20 am August 13, 2014 7:31 pm 7:30 pm 7:23 pm May 30, 2014 2:14 pm

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via perks-of-being-chinese)