Hi, I'm Sam—you can guess if I'm a guy or a girl...I hope I can make you laugh! Don't try too hard though, or you'll ruin your eyes! ahahahahaha ;)
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
Earlier this semester this dude in my psych class declared he didn’t like me because I was ‘a pretentious bitch’ so when I found out he started watching Attack on Titan I spoiled everything up to the latest chapter for him.
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?