That's Funny.

Hi, I'm Sam—you can guess if I'm a guy or a girl...I hope I can make you laugh! Don't try too hard though, or you'll ruin your eyes! ahahahahaha ;)

May 10, 2014 7:08 pm May 9, 2014 7:09 am April 12, 2014 11:49 pm 11:49 pm 11:47 pm

benedictcumbergasm:

and i thought this movie was fiction

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via laugh-addict)

11:43 pm April 10, 2014 7:14 pm

normal people: ask me a question on ask.fm

me: anyone wanna chat on msn??

April 4, 2014 11:56 pm
  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo
11:54 pm
thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad


turn down little homie

thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

(Source: sorceress-botan, via howidiotic)

11:53 pm

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via howidiotic)

11:52 pm

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

image

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

(Source: msnbcpundit, via howidiotic)

11:42 pm

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via quamba)

April 3, 2014 10:36 pm 10:35 pm April 2, 2014 3:39 pm