That's Funny.

Hi, I'm Sam—you can guess if I'm a guy or a girl...I hope I can make you laugh! Don't try too hard though, or you'll ruin your eyes! ahahahahaha ;)

May 10, 2014 7:27 pm

heichou-bitches:

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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Earlier this semester this dude in my psych class declared he didn’t like me because I was ‘a pretentious bitch’ so when I found out he started watching Attack on Titan I spoiled everything up to the latest chapter for him.

(via laugh-addict)

7:26 pm
dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

dadfckr:

my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone

(Source: bailearly, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

7:24 pm

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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(Source: summersloth, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

7:17 pm
kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

(via quamba)

7:16 pm

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

(Source: , via quamba)

7:15 pm

jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

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endin the day with your eye liner like 

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(Source: intendedformatureaudiences, via laugh-addict)

7:08 pm May 9, 2014 7:09 am April 12, 2014 11:49 pm 11:49 pm 11:47 pm

benedictcumbergasm:

and i thought this movie was fiction

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via laugh-addict)

11:43 pm April 10, 2014 7:14 pm

normal people: ask me a question on ask.fm

me: anyone wanna chat on msn??

April 4, 2014 11:56 pm
  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo
11:54 pm
thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad


turn down little homie

thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

(Source: sorceress-botan, via howidiotic)